god dun it

God has done it again!!!!
Cooper people have own on short cuts when God moves quickly or slowly. When no one else could help.

God dun it! No one else could do it.

by Littlebig foot August 3, 2018

on god no crosses count

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"

Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!

by Bailedx March 21, 2024

The Legendary Sitch God

No beginning and no end what has happen, happened! One must have no heart and give no fucks to reach this level of Sitch.

The Legendary Sitch God has just entered the building quick hide ya girls.

by The All Knowing Chacks October 17, 2019

God

Short for "Jonathan"

Hey God! Want to go out to eat?

by Dp76 June 9, 2022

talking into god’s telephone

When one is throwing up into a toilet

I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.

by grdn79 August 22, 2023

God's Poop Hole

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt

Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!

by Mrs.C.Baird October 2, 2023

Super master god

A person who thinks they are the best at everything but is not indeed

That poser is one true super master god

by Infinitesnatch May 31, 2019