wet fish

A non-firm handshake, no effort, sloppy.

He his handshake was a wet fish

by Why is this so bloody hard? April 03, 2017

Wet Fish

Boring person, dull, lame, dreary, a person who ruins a good mood.

His wife was a bit of a wet fish at the orgy, she only gave me a handjob.

by WorfsTarg July 29, 2023

Facebook inspiration fishing

When someone posts an inspirational status on Facebook that is very open ended and mysterious in hopes of getting people to comment on their post. Facebook inspiration fishing is most often used to get people ask them what they are up too. Commonly used when they really want to tell their friends about this cool new Herbal Tea, Knife set, and/or mixtape and unsure how to do it.

Facebook status: "On the hunt about to make everyone take notice and change the world."

Comment: What you doing cuz? Do I want in?
Response by poster: Yea bro, I'll inbox you?

Inbox
Facebook poster in the inbox: Yo man I'm about to drop my new mixtape tonight, do you mind sharing the link?
commenter: Man...you just Facebook inspiration fishing

by crz55609 March 28, 2017

A Carter Fish

A big juicy daddy use for sucking balls.

I am like a Carter fish

by CrazyMan6136 September 12, 2022

fish+fish=1

have you heard 1+1=2? well your just a noob cause the awnser is fish! but according to non-sense we can take it futher, behold! fish+fish=1!!!!

person1: hey have you heard of 1+1=fish
person2: ya why?
person1: theres this new thing fish+fish=1

by IS THAT REAL February 04, 2021

Mug Fish

A Carp anglers definition for a fish that has been caught more than once in a session

Dan "look at this carp I just caught", James "that's a mug fish, you caught it last night"

by CarpyCarpAngler November 24, 2020

piss fish

an extreme piss guppy

andy was being a piss guppy today but matai went full piss fish

by pissfishie69 March 20, 2024