Alreyt Cock

Alreyt cock

Term used to s say 'hello mate' etc in Barnsley, South Yorkshire

Alreyt cock, how's tha day going

by Holly24 May 4, 2015

Liquor Cock

This is alludes to the fact that sometimes when you drink a lot at night, and then go to sleep you find yourself wide awake several hours later unable to fall back asleep. Sometimes referred to as the Liquor Rooster... however, this name is not as much fun to say.

I drank so much last night, but at 4 am the Liquor Cock woke me up, and I it took me three hours to fall back asleep.

by RCPB July 29, 2013

cock screamer

n. A morning wood erection so shocking in its ferocity that the phenomenon has been described by eminent scientists as the physical equivalent of a prolonged, audible scream. Occurs without warning, and does not require sexual stimuli. Usually occurs during sleep, leading to awakening caused by its severity. Duration is commonly protracted. Unlike a typical erection, a cock screamer is hard enough to bang a nail into a wall.

"Ken, I know it's early but I think that's the postman knocking on the front door with my parcel. Would you get out of bed and get it for me? I can't find my underwear again, and the last time I answered the door naked to him, he fell backwards and broke his wrist."

"Sorry Joan, there's no way I can get it. I've got a real cock screamer going on down here and it's showing no signs of calming down. If I open the door I'll take the lad's fucking eye out."

by VeggieBurger234 April 26, 2017

Soap cock

When you take a shower, and soap drips into your dick hole.

Henry: bro my peepee is burning!

Kyle: make sure not to piss my nigga, it’ll make it burn worse

Soap cock

by Gaynigga183 March 22, 2019

Cock-pacity

The average number of cocks that are able to fit into your mouth at one time.

Claire: Hey Leila I've been practicing sucking dicks lately.
Leila: That's good! What's your cock-pacity?
Claire: It's up to 5 now!

by JDawg098 May 6, 2011

cock joint

The female equilvalent of a titty bar, wherein women go to indulge in male strippers.

My favorite and the biggest cock joint I know is vegas' own thunder down under

by maraqwerty August 6, 2010

Cock Throttlin'

The act of making motorcycle revving noises during riding scenes of The Sons Of Anarchy in time with your old lady twisting your erect penis like a throttle.

Dude, I got such a Cock Throttlin' last night that Sancro would've made me a fully patched member...

by TV Snaxx November 11, 2013