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national slap a guys ass day

national slap a guys ass day grants anybody the right to slap any guys ass.

national slap a guys ass day takes place may 5th
guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day

guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*
mugGet the national slap a guys ass daymug.

Boobs guy

A man who's into a women's boobs in an outsize manner in relation to the rest of her. A boobs guy will often go after and tolerate fat chicks many men wouldn't because the sole thing he cares about are her gigantic boobs.
"Do you get why Nick is into Sarah? She's huge!"

"Dude Nick's a boobs guy, he'll go for a chick no matter what she looks like as long as she has huge tits."
by HelpfulFriend July 25, 2024
mugGet the Boobs guymug.

Guy out

To fall asleep right after sex. Typically a guy thing.
I tend the guy out with Diana, sometimes Diana guys out on me after sex.
by Guyoutguy November 3, 2018
mugGet the Guy outmug.

Nice Guy

Self perceived nice guys/girls who expect to be rewarded for the bare minimum. The word is more common in the dating world but can be applied to people who wallow in their self-pity, whining they deserve more than what they were given in life. Usually misguided individuals who experienced many misfortunes.
"Ugh, of course they picked Geoffrey over me at the job listing. They would actually prefer assholes over me!"
"And let me guess, you put "nice guy" in your CV? Get over it, man. There are other hires available."
by swcy December 15, 2022
mugGet the Nice Guymug.

loopy old guy

A Caring older man able to engage in Conversation with Total Strangers by Noting Details of Coincidences that might link Shared Interests or Experiences.

He also 'Prays' in the suggestions he might make as he departs.
Group of Stoners:
" Hey, are you the Loopy Old Guy we heard about?..."

Loopy Old Guy:
"I'm as Loopy as they come, and Thanks for the Compliment!"

Group of Stoners:
"You're Cool..."

Loopy Old Guy:
"Nice Jeep your driving, too... I was just Admiring this guy's Jeep over there... (gestures towards the other Jeep) ... Now, you all have fun... but, Please be careful out there!"
by Cap'n Coinkydink December 30, 2021
mugGet the loopy old guymug.

Bible Guys

if u love club penguin and pizza join the bible guys.
by THE BIBLE GUYS April 25, 2019
mugGet the Bible Guysmug.

dip guy

That guy who sneaks nicotine into every conversation somehow
Bro you want this pouch I got it from sweden

It says 55 mg per pillow im good

He's definitely the dip guy
by MACK_Q_1869 December 13, 2023
mugGet the dip guymug.

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