internal lumbar fart

a potential fart or fartlike noise that occurs in the lower back and/or lumbar region as if it failed it's attempt to reach it's destination to the outside world :)

i think i hafta fart...oh, nope, it was just an ilf. (internal lumbar fart)

by dizzydaphodil September 30, 2010

Fat Asshole Farting Toxic

when a person gets so mad and toxic they will inflate their body and proceed to let out the biggest, the loudest fart ever.
It's also used to curse fat people.

man 1: what was the answer Jacob

I couldn't hear it because of your fat asshole farting toxic
jacob: what the fu-

by FAFTboi12 February 8, 2022

fart slam

when someone sticks there hands in there pants and farts then shoves the hand in someones face causing lack of oxygen.

max-oh man what a night, i was intoxicated drunk and my girlfriend decided to mess with me and fart slam me.

Kobe-at least she didn't beef Stu you like on the movie bench warmers

by badguyz123 June 8, 2010

Fat Asshole Farting Toxic

When a person gets so mad and toxic they will inflate their body and proceed to let out the biggest, the most loudest fart ever.

"Hes about to turn into a fat asshole farting toxic person!"
"What the fu-"

by sawcon123 February 8, 2022

dropping your pants to fart

A Chinese expression used to indicate that some action is a complete waste of time.

Preparing these reports early is like dropping your pants to fart.

by England phi beta gamma July 5, 2008

Ohio Gay Fart Collector

When a grown man invades someone’s home just to put a person’s flatulence into a jar

That weirdo! He’s nothing but an Ohio Gay Fart Collector

by Mike ox lone 6969 February 28, 2023

Vag-bubble Double Fart

When a female is sitting with her legs together and a fart bubble sneaks up and into her vagina, thus forcing her to squirm in her chair so she can re-fart the same fart.

I thought my girlfriend was having a seizure in her chair, then I realized she’d been attacked by a Vag-bubble Double Fart.

by Heathen Queen of Helmetland October 29, 2018