slit-your-throat job

Something that’s so depressing it makes you want to slit your throat. Usually used for places and building.

Have you seen that council estate over the road? That house on the corner as you drive in is a proper slit-your-throat job!

by Chris_32 May 27, 2024

Smear Job

When you put oil on weed.

I want a smear job tonight

by Fweevi January 9, 2022

You’ll have that on em’ big jobs

A way of saying “crap happens “.
Coined by truck driver Johnny “high ball” Christopher in 2004, Louisville Kentucky.

Employee :” I dropped a concrete form on my foot!”
Boss: “ son, you’ll have that on em’ big jobs.”

by Worldword.org December 7, 2024

Phlegm Job

The act of performing fellatio on your partner whilst being sick, likely with bronchial sputum which assists in lubrication.

“Neither of us wanted to slam, so we opted for a phlegm job instead.”

by Barkingpenguin November 13, 2022

hip job

When a person uses the inside of their hips and thighs to stimulate the penis without inserting it into the vagina or ass. Can be done lying down or standing up, but is best done laying down and facing away so the guy gets a good view of the butt.

Person 1: I don't think it counts as sex, does it? Does a hand job count?
Person 2: Nah, I think both a handy or a hip job definitely count as sex.

by bweehehe August 22, 2021

nope job

A blow job that ends with the guy cumming on the girls face.

“Yeah she gave him a nope job and some of it got on her hair”

by Canhandler99 November 27, 2020

lamp job

When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.

It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.

Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.

by El Gato Fuerte February 22, 2019