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Milf Fishing

1. Like Catfishing, but specifically designed to catch attention starved Milfs.

2. Digitally impersonating a person that a Milf flirts with in order to get her to sext you or send you erotic videos.

3. Stalking a Milf on social media; seeing who she flirts with; creating a fake profile impersonating that person; following what the person you're impersonating posts; privately messaging her from the imposter account with made-up personal details about those incidents until she trusts you, and starts to send you sexts and homemade videos. This is often followed by selling these sexts and videos to amateur porn sites.
Dude, that Milf is flirting with Tim like crazy. I bet Milf Fishing would be easy with her.

I pretended to be Bobby and Milf Fished some skanky videos from Lexie. Her husband would kill her if he knew.
by YAVETZ YPSILANTI May 24, 2017
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Angel Fish

An Angel Fish is best described as the most efficient and aggressive brown noser. The term originates from the Practice of aggressive shit-eating that Angel Fish perform on undersea divers. Due to their slim and narrow bodies it makes them ample for snaking their way right up ones ass crack in such a perfect manor whilst having a near vacuum like seal on the asshole of their victim. Essentially ensuring that not one drop of shit goes to waste. The Emphasis on someone being an angel fish is that they are such a kiss ass they are essential constantly up the ass whoever ass they there are trying to kiss.
Angel Fish (Brown Noser): You wont believe what happened today with my bosses kids today, they lost their first tooth!

Non-shit eater(you): Jesus fucking christ Angel Fish who gives a fuck about someone else's bosses kids, how about you stop being such a brown noser.
by DownAstronomical January 20, 2025
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Thirsty like a fish

I haven't been laid in 14mon's.. I'm thirsty like a fish!
by mrevoix May 3, 2021
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Dusty Fish

A sexual manuever/prank where you take a pinch of dirt or sand and sprinkle it in the pussy, then immediately start fingerbanging the fuck out of it.
Bethenny's pussy was pretty sore after the dusty fish I gave her.
by Dr. Ducky November 29, 2020
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Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail

Self explanatory.
Owen: Care for a Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail?
Noah: Don't kill him you clown!
by hahahhahnotme October 19, 2023
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Fish

by Eric Hernandez February 24, 2015
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sock fishing

When you try to find matching socks in the dryer. Oftentimes you find a sock you like but finding it's mate can take a long time of dipping in to the batch and fishing out less liked ones.
"Sorry I'm late for work. I couldn't catch a thing sock fishing."

"Honey, I'm starting more wash because the sock fishing pool has dried up."
by austinhaws March 15, 2009
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