by AnWonderThatIsUnknown July 28, 2022
Get the Half Life 2mug. A meeting in which everyone does cocaine to get lively for the rest of the work day.
-Usually the cocaine is provided but if it is BYOC it is formal to state that in the meeting invite
-Likened to 4:20 but with more of a workplace adaptation.
-Usually the cocaine is provided but if it is BYOC it is formal to state that in the meeting invite
-Likened to 4:20 but with more of a workplace adaptation.
"Guys, we are having a 2:55 meeting because today is taking forever..."
"Tina is having a 2:55 meeting so that we can get our sales numbers up for the day."
"Tina is having a 2:55 meeting so that we can get our sales numbers up for the day."
by ElBandito2222 May 14, 2015
Get the 2:55 meetingmug. the 1/2/3/4 fitness goal is as follows:
1 plate (135lbs/60kg) overhead press
2 plates (225lbs/100kg) bench press
3 plates (315lbs/140kg) squat
4 plates (405lbs/180kg) deadlift
1 plate (135lbs/60kg) overhead press
2 plates (225lbs/100kg) bench press
3 plates (315lbs/140kg) squat
4 plates (405lbs/180kg) deadlift
by blue42343 August 4, 2022
Get the 1/2/3/4mug. The Muskshirt Hierarchy
SS Muskshirts
Musk’s shock troops dismantle ethical oversight, allowing rule by decree. They operate through blitzkrieg-like tactics—flooding political and media spaces to force compliance.
SD Muskshirts
All Musk enterprises—from Tesla’s vehicle surveillance to SpaceX’s Starlink network—are designed for mass data collection. X monitors global discourse, while DOGE infiltrates financial, health, and government systems. Musk is the world’s most powerful data thief, creating an all-encompassing surveillance state.
Musk Youth
Musk actively recruits and indoctrinates young followers, placing them in key positions to spread his ideology. His exploitation of youth mirrors historical fascist strategies.
Ministry of Enlightenment & Propaganda
Musk has transformed X into a global disinformation hub, deploying AI-driven propaganda and silencing opposition through intimidation and legal threats. His close collaboration with authoritarian regimes like China and Trump’s USA further accelerates democratic erosion.
SS Muskshirts
Musk’s shock troops dismantle ethical oversight, allowing rule by decree. They operate through blitzkrieg-like tactics—flooding political and media spaces to force compliance.
SD Muskshirts
All Musk enterprises—from Tesla’s vehicle surveillance to SpaceX’s Starlink network—are designed for mass data collection. X monitors global discourse, while DOGE infiltrates financial, health, and government systems. Musk is the world’s most powerful data thief, creating an all-encompassing surveillance state.
Musk Youth
Musk actively recruits and indoctrinates young followers, placing them in key positions to spread his ideology. His exploitation of youth mirrors historical fascist strategies.
Ministry of Enlightenment & Propaganda
Musk has transformed X into a global disinformation hub, deploying AI-driven propaganda and silencing opposition through intimidation and legal threats. His close collaboration with authoritarian regimes like China and Trump’s USA further accelerates democratic erosion.
As a loyal Muskshirt 2, he dismissed any concerns about Tesla’s safety issues as “FUD” spread by the mainstream media.
by tommygundefs February 19, 2025
Get the Muskshirt 2mug. The phrase you say when someone asks what, when, where, how, and why something or someone is the way it is, basicly the answer to every question.
by Unhinged Farris wheel July 7, 2025
Get the 2 shits to sundaymug. Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
Get the Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2mug. Man 1-Is he already done with his lip, he put it in like two minutes ago. Is he a 2 minute dipper?
Man 2-Yeah he's done because he is a Jake Tappen
Man 2-Yeah he's done because he is a Jake Tappen
by Morristown high school December 19, 2013
Get the 2 minute Dippermug.