by YOUWISHYOUKNEWx3 October 22, 2008
Get the unlucky fishmug. Noun:
The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
"I used to have a bad case of porch pirates until my neighborhood started porch fishing. After that it cleared right up. Thanks porchfishing.org!"
"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'
"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'
by @pdxTurdHunter March 23, 2023
Get the Porch Fishingmug. When a female is going in for her OBG/YN appointment and the doctor unexpectedly sticks a finger in her butthole for the rectal exam
by SWMyers January 9, 2021
Get the medical fish hookmug. by idiotnumero1 June 1, 2021
Get the King Fishmug. by Jeffery Louisiana November 20, 2023
Get the Canned Fishmug. Lisa: Damn, it's hot. I've got swamp ass.
Becky: Tell me about it. I've got a fish boil going on down there.
Becky: Tell me about it. I've got a fish boil going on down there.
by lascrossekilla September 1, 2024
Get the Fish Boilmug. by Spicy Fish Fingers June 19, 2017
Get the Spicy Fish Fingersmug.