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new england hand chowder

Semen that is produced from some guy jackin' off in New England
Elliot produced some New England Hand Chowder after seeing April in her bikini in the Cape on Sunday
by von groovy June 22, 2019
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New York Grand Prix

Nickname for the Taconic State Parkway in New York. An infamous 104 mile long road that predates the interstate highway system. Designed as a scenic tour of the Taconic mountain range it features lots of tight high speed turns, no shoulder, flirtation with certain death if you go off the road and beautiful vistas.

A true "Drivers Road." If you have a good car and decent driving stills it can be a blast, at night it's very demanding because you can't see the turns coming and deer tend to hang out on/near the road.
"Hey how did you get up to the ski area yesterday?'

"Oh we took the New York Grand Prix, it was awesome"

"In the middle of the night!? You're out of your mind."
by xixtoo March 25, 2013
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the new adventures of winnie the pooh

An animated kid's TV show that aired on ABC and Disney Channel from 1988-1991. It was aired once again by Playhouse Disney from 1998-2007.
The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh was THE BEST Winnie the Pooh show ever made.
by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015
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New jersey finger shake

When a girl gets fingered then shits into a cup after she squirts into the shit filled cup it is blended up then consumed by a nigger
Hey i think she just did a New jersey finger shake
by Gorillatesticles December 31, 2021
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Old dog new trick

Saying you can or can't teach something to someone once they've gotten past the time when they learned their ideals/ways. Saying you can or can't change someones mind about their long term opinions or beliefs. can be referring to a human as well.
A: my dog won't listen when I tell him to sit!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!
by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022
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Five Beer The Bad News

To get tipsy/drunk with someone before talking about something serious and possibly negative to gather your courage and to calm them down.
Got laid off work today. Better five beer the bad news to my wife.
by Sapphire 13 April 10, 2019
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setting up a new network

When your friend makes up an excuse to skip game night but is actually at home practicing shibari with their partner.
Man 1: Yo bro! You doing Family Game Night?
Man 2: Sorry Homeslice, setting up a new network tonight.
by mastertooter March 26, 2021
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