Urban Dictionary

A Website for schoolchildren to waste time with when they are meant to be doing schoolwork

The person was using "Urban Dictionary" instead of doing his religion homework

by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 May 10, 2021

Urban Dictionary

The dictionary for words that shouldn't have meaning.

normal human being:'bro is urban dictionary accurate?'
Woke mf: ' only if your life is based around sex'.

by bruhbanana September 25, 2019

Dictionary Definition

Another retarded way to say definition made by English teachers across the world. I also had spaghetti today. Get this right, this teacher in my school gave me a detention for eating her son, like wtf!!!!!!!!!

Oi Wanker, You see the dictionary definition for your mum ahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahhaha. :||||||| Thesaurus/Died

by Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or March 24, 2022

Urban Dictionary

The place that people with horrible arguments filled with logical fallacies go to post their arguments and opinions in an authoritative manner because nobody is able to leave a comment arguing against them. Formerly used to discover the meaning of slang words.

My little brother went to Urban Dictionary thinking it would be a totally G rated site. He was wrong.

by The Very Merry Crusader January 12, 2015

Urban dictionary

The place to blow out your heart.

I feel so bad!
You need a urban dictionary.

by Waldo 2 February 10, 2020

Urban Dictionary

what you are on right now

urban dictionary 😎

by stupidly stupid stupid idiot October 29, 2023

Urban Dictionary

The website that you are looking at right now. Was a good idea, until it was flooded with horny people who make up fake (and often sexual) definitions of words. Of course, there are the token minorities that actually try to make this place more like a dictionary, and less like a shitshow that defines words improperly. Sadly, that's a very small portion of this community, and is still filled to brim with (sexual) slang definitions of real words, such as box.

Urban Dictionary: Define your world!
Everyone: *writes sexual definitions of every word imaginable, even non-sexual words*
Urban Dictionary: *visible confusion*

by DeltaGamerAlt September 24, 2019