God pocket

The anus

Shaun wasn't sure if he could get his fireworks through customs so he had to smuggle them in his God pocket

by Ash Castle October 16, 2012

RIZZ GOD

MY BOY JACOB HE REALLY HIMMMMMMMMMMM

JACOB IS SUCH A RIZZ GOD

by ZEZTYWAFFLES July 1, 2023

Oh my god I am so pissed

I really am. I’m trying not to lose my head,

Oh my god I am so pissed

by WorseThanHitler November 1, 2020

Truly Humble Under God

Young Thug's lawyer explains what “Young Thug” means: "Truly Humbled Under God. That's what Thug means.

I am a THUG; Truly Humble Under God.

by maeveeee December 20, 2023

Abuser God

Yes... The only path to virtue is through cosmic abuse... But only because I will MANUALLY CLOSE THE OTHER PATHS as though I think I'm the creature I'm worshipping... It's not going to burn me forever... I'll just talk my way out of it.... This doesn't count as taking it's name in vain... I'm the good one...

Hym "Wh... Does he not realize everything he's saying about the trans applies to his Abuser God? I mean, seriously! He's like a guy who keeps stepping on the same rake! Ha!"

Iam "Oh man... That... That is hard to watch..."

Hym "HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT! WALK AROUND! JESUS CHRIST!"

Iam "Uh... Oo! That one looked bad."

Hym "Holy shit! He is really going at it isn't he? Shit, I don't even know what to do here."

Iam "Should I... Should I got over there and move it?"

Hym "No. No... Just give it a minute..."

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "Hey! You... You gotta go around!"

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "AROUND! GO AROUND! oh, jesus... I don't know what to do here. I don't know what to do. I..."

Hym "This... This is fucking bizarre man. I don't even find it amusing anymore... It's just weird..."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

Good morning god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning god bless Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: I said good morning god bless Hila

by Brosmagma May 23, 2018

Skibidy God

A type of god who commands the Ohio Rizz Army. These gods are normally praised by small children, around the age of 3/8 or older. NEVER DISRESPECT A SKIBIDY GOD, THEY ARE KNOWN TO TURN PEOPLE INTO SKIBIDY IF DISRESPECTED!

Holy mother of skibidi, its a Skibidy God! Brrrr skibidy dom dom dom yes yes!

by dackaseal April 20, 2024