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John

Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. A very funny guy, always doing weird things. He always says some random shit. Also has very good dance moves 😂 He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. 😘A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times. He also has the cutest smile ever. He is very athletic, intelligent, and VERY cute.
You: I just met the coolest guy ever!
Friend: what's he Like?
You: he's JOHN
Friend: omg never let go of him!
by misterious9495 January 11, 2021
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john stanley

a loud mouth short and the worst secret keeper ever john Stanley someone whos not romantic sometimes funny and the worst liar ever no one likes him also he is the ugliest shortie on earth
wow whos that ugly short freak over there

who the one with the loud mouth that no one likes

yes who else

oh that's John Stanley
by mbdog123 July 22, 2016
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John

Omg I didn't know you were a John!
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John F. Kennedy

a guy who couldent handle the fortnite lobbies and placest #69 then switched to mincraft.
by hotsexymenlover26 February 9, 2023
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John Carlson

by beaaver August 19, 2025
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indian johns

Indian Johns is an American media franchise based on the adventures of Dr. Henry Walton "Indian" Johns, Jr., a fictional professor of archaeology, that began in 1981 with the film Indian Johns : Traitors of the tossed bark
by GucciLambchops December 6, 2021
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John Mayer'd

When someone replies to your messages with a reaction pic of John Mayer when you least expect it.
"Dude, I just got John Mayer'd."
"By who?"
"Lauren of course."
by John Mayer Stans July 24, 2018
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