sneezed the life out of me

When you sneeze really hard, like you sneezed the life out of yourself

*Person Sneezes*
Person: Christ! I just sneezed the life out of me!

by Team Saveea August 14, 2017

life

something you dont have

-hey u dumb
-i know
-i guess u have no life

-i know

by lydia101love January 13, 2019

Life

A pure torturous hell hole where everyone expects you to be happy and successful, but in reality we’re all failures.

You had a great girlfriend but she decided that you aren’t good enough and broke up with you. That’s life.

by ............................hi November 26, 2021

Life

The worst poison of them all

I hate having a life, bout' to end it all

by ./././././//./././././././././ April 21, 2019

android-life

when you respond in a slow way and seem a very slow person to be around, you dont have to best eye-sight around but you can still see quite clearly. Your kind of annoying and some people love you and some absolutely hate you (IOS-life)

'wow he has a android-life'

by Nancy Tim August 28, 2019

Life

A complete waste of oxygen and energy that could bu used for something more productive.

Craig: You are a complete waste of oxygen and life

Bill: no u

by waste of oxygen April 12, 2018

meaning of life

cool ranch doritos and dr pepper

Q: what is the meaning of life?
A: cool ranch doritos and dr pepper

by bruhinator 2000 July 9, 2023