pulling a j

when someone does something really stupid, annoying and/or slutty.

Fred: Did you see that girl's facebook status? She sounded braindead
Bob: I know, she was totally pulling a j

by motherlover1992 August 11, 2010

Pulling a Wallace

To mope around like a little bitch worrying about the state of the world and pretending that everything is going to be alright.

'Man, did you see Tom last night, he was pulling a Wallace?

Yeah, he was in the kitchen at the party sobbing into his beer and shouting 'why can't we all get along'

What a pussy.'

by charliesticks May 29, 2011

pull a teese

To get in a heated argument in a cafeteria and then break a recyled plastic tray over your opponents, shattering it into 5 million pieces.

Logan: Well your girlfriend is not physically attractive to the opposite sex

Eric: WELL YOUR MOM'S A WHORE!

Logan: Oh no you didn't, byatch! (Breaks his tray over Eric's head and screams triumphantly)

Jacob: Holy Shit! Did you just see that?

Grady:See what? Did Logan just pull a teese?

Jacob:Logan just pulled a teese!

Grady: Dear God......

by Cheez Balls June 3, 2011

Pulling A Sanjuana

To violently grab for spoons in the game spoons by jumping over everything and anything including boyfriends in the way to do so.

Haile was Pulling A Sanjuana so he wouldnt loose.

by The big headed losers friend June 5, 2011

Pull a coby

(Verb) to not get with a girl when you have a perfect opportunity

Hey man I almost had sex today.
Why didn't you?
She was on tylenol.
WOW. Way to pull a coby!

by Bob Dylan Joe George III November 10, 2010

Pulling a Minnelli

When a homosexual male, whether aware or unaware of his homosexuality, attempts to assert his heterosexuality by dating or marrying a female. (see: Vincente Minnelli and Judy Garland).

Girl 1: You're going out with Andrew Rozario? I thought he was gay.

Girl 2: He's gay?

Girl 1: Dude, he's totally pulling a Minnelli!

by Terza Rima August 10, 2006

Pull a Charlie

The Act of Refusing to Pay for anything, even though you have the money.

See Ramday

He had a pocket full of $20 bills, but tried to Pull a Charlie anyway and made his broke ass girlfreind buy dinner that night.

by TWiTCH2527 July 30, 2008