Green Monster is a name giving to a team leader/supervisor,that wears a green jacket within the work place.
by bluebitch69+ December 01, 2019
by I am the green monster August 21, 2024
by krsmanovic February 06, 2020
The thing that gave Tucker Carlson instant erections at every commercial, but doesn't anymore, so he's sad.
I'm Tucker Carlson, and since I can't Jerk off to the sexy Green M&M anymore, I'm going to cry about it on national television.
by Philip, Duke of Parma March 07, 2023
by Pdiggggggle June 19, 2022
There’s bringing a knife to a gun fight - and then there’s bringing an Android to an iPhone group text. That one friend or relative who turns what would otherwise be a beautiful blue iMessage experience into a half-assed (and limited to 10 participant) green colored piece of shit. They must live in the ghetto ‘cos their mama couldn’t afford to buy them an iPhone, or maybe it’s still on lay-a-way at K-mart. This mofo might still have to hit 4 two times and then again three more times just to say “Hi”.
I’m gonna leave Oates out of the group text because I don’t want that Green Ghetto Dweller fucking it up - Darryl Hall
by RATTnroll September 26, 2024
by Jutbutt May 29, 2018