Meat fetcher

A dog that only fetches meat

“Dude, why isn’t fetching the ball?”
“Because he’s a meat fetcher”

by YahstaMan January 24, 2018

meat

1. Flesh from animals used as food.
2. An alternate term used to describe strong muscles.

3. Misspelled version of meet.

1. Time to devour some meat!
2. Damn bro, you got some meat!
3. Alright, I'll Meat you at your house.
3. Friend: Misspelled it again.

by HellInferno November 8, 2021

Meat Slap

(v) when someone slaps a select person with their meat

I meat slapped my boy with a slim jim

My girlfriend hated the meatslap last night that she just kept screaming, "Nooo not the meat slap!!"

by Wavy gang March 2, 2024

Meat Pie

a useless human who is used for nothing but specifically anal sex to survive or make a living.

That guy Jacob other there is good for nothing but anal sex, he is a meat pie.

by UnrivaledEcstasy October 31, 2021

Meat Slap

When someone slapped you with a piece of meat

My wife over cooked the steak, so I meat slapped her.

by Ralph18 January 13, 2022

Meat

A greeting used by the greatest of men

“Hi how are you”

“Meat”

by YUMMYYUMMYLICKYLICKY April 4, 2022

Cut Your Meat

A cross between cutting the cheese and beating your meat.

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."

by baddabel June 10, 2018