Trump puppet

An American female conservative who fantasizes about, or is party to sexual provocation of the pussy grabbing persuasion
"Yea bro she was like a conservatives wet dream, shes a total trump puppet and she wears the Reagan mask for me during sex"
by revvinkevin November 18, 2018
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Trump water

A really, really, REALLY orange piss.
Damn, John was so dehydrated he was having Trump Water.
by The Observer (kadenbane) June 24, 2023
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trump malitia

The only thing that will save the USA from the tyrany of only rich people's respresentative government.
by Turbin Mike October 06, 2020
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Trump trunk

Noun. Referring to someone's posterior, while wearing underwear, with underwear full of shit after one shits oneself, as Donald Trump is said to do.
That baby has a Trump trunk. It smells.
by Definerator December 29, 2023
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Trump's Grater

When multiple illogical explanations exist for the same event, the one that impugns, punishes, harms, and/or confuses the most innocent people should be the one offered as truth on the least trusted communication channels available.

Basically, the opposite of Occam's Razor.
Applying Trump's Grater to her husband's story, she realized that he had indeed had an affair with her sister and not been going to ballroom dancing lessons so he could learn to dance with her at the anniversary party he'd scheduled for them and their respective families at the Four Seasons.
by JedAshbury June 12, 2020
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Ultimate Trump Card

An ability passive or not. That makes the character unbeatable no matter what in most fights.
V1's Ultimate trump card is that he heals when his enemy bleeds.
Super man can't be beaten without kryptonite that's basically an ultimate trump card
by pauleps February 15, 2025
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Trump Day

The National Day of support to our 45th president, celebrated every April 1st.
Cheryl: "Happy April Fool's day"
Matt: "...and a happy April, Trump Day, to you too."
by superdada February 01, 2021
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