Third Hand Smoke

The act of sucking the smoke from someone elses cigarette and blowing it into someone else's face.

*a stranger blows smoke at your friend*

You: "Hey, I'm gonna report you for third hand smoke"

by BigLooser;) January 18, 2019

school hands

A condition in school that occurs when your hands feel sticky yet dry due to the humidity of the school. It makes you want to go wash your hands.

"High five!"
"Nah, I got school hands."

by JMSABS9 June 6, 2016

Hands of Christ

Also known as ChristHands,
The cupping shape you make with your hands to pick up beverages when eating messy finger food - thus leaving the drink container free of grease and muck.

"If you want any of my drink make sure you Hands of christ it."

"hey..Oi, ChristHands bitch!"

by loza569 January 20, 2009

nasty hand

Good at hand jobs. When someones hands know their way around a dick

Damn bro I heard you and Hannah might have got together huh? Oh yeah man and lemme tell ya she got a nasty hand

by Underground_Defs February 22, 2018

hands up don't shit

When you're friend is trying to say "hands up, don't shoot," but instead says "shit"

Person 1: that touched me, but not in a gay way
Person 2: don't start pointing at charts and dolls and shit, HANDS UP DON'T SHIT

by LiteralCancer2.0 March 23, 2018

Wash your hands

A advertizing slogan that companies use

Stay safe and wash your hands with dove.

by qwertyuiopadsfgh June 5, 2020

Hand Chum

The dead skin and oils from you hands that clog up all the cracks and crevice of your handheld devices like a mouse or controller.

That mouse has too many buttons. Think of all the hand chum that will build up.

by AgentX2006 August 5, 2024