King Laban

King Laban is a King

Jere:“King Laban!“

by EGGJunge November 27, 2019

king ding a ling

a king ding a ling IS NOT jack kennedy

wow he has a king ding a ling, can’t be jack kennedy

by isoldheroininireland February 9, 2025

king tut

trisha paytas' 2020 meme in a sparkly king tut costume

"oh my god - you're so king tut core!"
"i love that fit - so king tut 2020!"

by pinki67 April 1, 2024

Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Crust king

Someone who is actually normal and lets it crust after dropping a deuce. Basicallly, they NEVER wipe. sure it starts to itch and it builds up over time, leaving stains on your u derweat, but thats just proof that you're a crust king.

Person 1: Yo, are you a Crust King or a Wiping Weirdo?

Person 2: A Crust King, duh.

by BigMamaBS July 24, 2025

National King’s Day

March 15th is a day for the boys, aka the kings of this world. Today is the day we deserve the upmost respect, a day for us, so keep your heads up.

Person 1: Happy National King’s Day!

by WillieCentral January 4, 2021

Runnin a king

"Running a king" is when You start work doing the same job and around the same time with your co-workers yet you are the last one to finish. This especially refers to second shift positions

Seems like Meadows got it in the balls real bad tonight. He's runnin a king for the third time this week.

by Creamin Off June 7, 2022