October 17-Hand Picture Day

IT’S HAND PICTURE DAY. GO COLLECT HAND PICTURES.

give.me.hand.picture.since.it.is. OCTOBER 17-HAND PICTURE DAY

by urmomomom October 14, 2021

Third Hand Smoke

The act of sucking the smoke from someone elses cigarette and blowing it into someone else's face.

*a stranger blows smoke at your friend*

You: "Hey, I'm gonna report you for third hand smoke"

by BigLooser;) January 18, 2019

school hands

A condition in school that occurs when your hands feel sticky yet dry due to the humidity of the school. It makes you want to go wash your hands.

"High five!"
"Nah, I got school hands."

by JMSABS9 June 6, 2016

Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit

Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 3, 2020

hands up don't shit

When you're friend is trying to say "hands up, don't shoot," but instead says "shit"

Person 1: that touched me, but not in a gay way
Person 2: don't start pointing at charts and dolls and shit, HANDS UP DON'T SHIT

by LiteralCancer2.0 March 23, 2018

National Hold Hands Day

April 16,Any time you want to hold hands with someone you can and get away with it!

Carl:Damn I held Becky’s hand today and she let me!
David:Yah it’s because it’s National Hold Hands Day!

by Koolkitter May 26, 2018

Hand Horny

a celebration of pleasure

pronounced - 'hand CHorny'

Ryan I got filled in a good way i made a 'HAND HORNY'

by The Oil June 3, 2010