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gropin my penis

what ur mother did to me last night. trebek.
Me: Hey trebek i slept with ya motha last night.
You: You have to let go of the pickle to play the game.
Trebek: Of simon and garfunkel, the one that is not garfunkel.

Me: I garfunkeled ya motha last night trebek while she was gropin my penis
by let go of the pickel May 17, 2010
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fat boy penis

When a fat man lift's up his stomach,starts intercourse (preferably doggystyle),then drop the belly on them
Briz gave me the fat boy penis and wore my back out
by yung briz August 25, 2008
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Tom Clancy's Penis

A massive gaping organ with tentacles and a mind of a killer and the balls of a pedophile.
Holy shit, Tom Clancy's penis just destroyed my house and paralyzed me while skeeting everywhere. OMG hahahahaha.
by Aarons Mom September 5, 2008
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small penis car

Fancy-ass sports car-type vehicle. Seen driving everywhere, excessively fast, usually with loud and very bad rap or rock music blaring.

These cars are often older models, driven by young men (ages 16-30, usually).
(a white sports car with obscenely large spoiler and 50 cent's "Candy Shop" blaring drives past)

Person #1: Wow, that guy must have the smallest penis in the world.

Person #2: Yes, in fact it may even be a woman who thinks they are a man.
by Yeeaaaaah June 6, 2005
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Panda Penis Polisher

Someone who sucks alot of dick.
by Mah Dick June 24, 2005
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Penis Positioning System

Penis Positioning System (PPS) is the system whereby "Mr. Penis chooses his own position". That is to say that your penis decides where you go (and who you do). Penis Positioning System is named for Global Positioning System (GPS).
Ed: Dude, I don't know what I was thinking.
Al: PPS.
Ed: What?
Al: Ask Mr. Penis, he chooses the position.

Lee: Oh man, I was using my Penis Positioning System last night, that's for sure.
by ~Anonymous~ May 6, 2006
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Mein Penis Kämpfe

From the English words "My Penis Struggle." The point in a day when one has masturbated to such an extent that his ejaculation is a dry heave.
"I have masturbated so much Mein Penis Kämpfe kicked in."
by M. J. M. April 28, 2009
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