Your mom 

Your mom is what I did today

Some random guy: hey what did you do today
Me: I did your mom XD

Your mom by Repetidora July 21, 2021

Your mom 

The most powerful fucking roast of the face of the earth if you find someone daring enough to say this be careful you might be killed by this powerful roast

YOUR MOM

Your mom by Dino nuggie 420 July 23, 2021

Your mom 

Your mom

Hey how is your mom

Your mom by Iona jake July 26, 2021

Your mom 

Your mom

Hey how is your mom

Your mom by Iona jake July 26, 2021

Your mom 

Your mom

Your mom is a hoe

Your mom by Hankdatank21 July 26, 2021

ur mom 

the worlds hottest women. the women all ur friends totally banged last night.

man 1: i smashed the HOTTEST chick last night
man 2: who?
man 1: ur mom ;)

ur mom by im gay <3 July 28, 2021

Soccer Mom

Someone who enrolled her daughter in soccer as a result of playing the sport for years during her youth and young adult life. What she learned from competing on a team would form a foundation in critical life skills such as confidence, teamwork, sacrifice, selflessness, and countless others. This foundation would ultimately set her up for adult life success, be it in enabling her family, serving as a community leader, or progressing in her career. Although unassuming while wearing workout clothes from her kids’ soccer sidelines, she is so much more than the traditional stereotype/definition of this term.

High-performing Katherine tried to not take offense when her boss referred to her as a soccer mom as she transitioned from participating in a work dinner to picking her child up from late-night practice.

Soccer Mom by novamaria July 28, 2021