An amazing person with the cutest face, great at sports well great at everything. Loving and kind ❤️
by Taskers_420 December 15, 2022
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by ngrtbh September 10, 2023
Get the Jack Dickie Of Skc mug.A pole routine involving 2 strippers, where stripper #1 is inverted, legs spread in a V and Stripper #2 stands on the legs of #1 rhythmically bouncing up and down, moving them both down the pole like letting a car down off a bumper jack.
Champagne and Passion took 1st place in the Stripolympics by executing a flawless Polish Bumper Jack, and then sticking the landing.
by Whiteboy B February 25, 2019
Get the Polish bumper jack mug.A Simon keough Jack is a shit name , but as soon as you see this person you realise.. ‘wow he has a hedge on his head’ often mistaken for a fat lesbian.
Side note : usually in debt.
Don’t be like Simon.
Side note : usually in debt.
Don’t be like Simon.
by Qwertyuiii May 31, 2018
Get the Simon Keough Jack mug.an insult that can be used as an offensive, yet funny manner. if you use this insult against someone, once they ask what it means, walk away and leave them hanging.
by simba joe November 8, 2017
Get the broken apple jack mug.A Jack Rabbit surprise can only occurs under very special conditions. The Male has to have the pelvic reciprocation speed of a cheetah. He also has to be hung like a baby chipmunk. To do the Surprise a regular size condom must be worn. The Jack Rabbit happens when the condom is lost in the woman’s vaginal receptacle. This is due to the small size of the male’s member and the high PTPM’s (pelvic thrusts per minute). Once the condom is lost in the vaginal canal the male stops and yells SURPRISE!!
Jean: You in yet?
Jak: SURPRISE!!
Jean: WERE’S THE CONDOM??
Jak: Jack Rabbit Surprise ...IN YOUR FACE….
Jean: You sick mother fucker!!!
Jak: SURPRISE!!
Jean: WERE’S THE CONDOM??
Jak: Jack Rabbit Surprise ...IN YOUR FACE….
Jean: You sick mother fucker!!!
by bboy-domo January 19, 2010
Get the Jack Rabbit Surprise mug.Getting totally smashed on a full bottle of whatever, and then getting busted by your parents. You don't remember much of the 'getting busted part', but you do remember that said parent was totally chill about it. This is also after you have drunk dialed half of your friends.
Me: finished off a full bottle of jack, only to pass out mid-sentence with my 2 friends on the phone. They freaked, and called my dad seeing as i was by myself, and he came upstairs. I only remember him putting me into bed, and then later on coming up the stairs with shot glasses and saying "this is how much you can have. like 3 of these. thats it."
rofl
so, later on my friend (same one who was on teh phone last time...) had a similar instance (big ass bottle of tequila, got all giggly, and then waltzed into her mom's room and was like "I've been hittin' the sauce, ma!" (jk, shes not from the 20s...) but anyway, we coined the phrase "Jack Daniel's Story" b/c of this.
Have fun, get wasted!
rofl
so, later on my friend (same one who was on teh phone last time...) had a similar instance (big ass bottle of tequila, got all giggly, and then waltzed into her mom's room and was like "I've been hittin' the sauce, ma!" (jk, shes not from the 20s...) but anyway, we coined the phrase "Jack Daniel's Story" b/c of this.
Have fun, get wasted!
by K on a Stick February 16, 2008
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