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Gruby hand

A term for a person or organization that takes money from people without any concern with how that will affect the people they take it form or for anything else, and is excessively greedy.
They say I owe my ex-wife thirty thousand dollars.
Yeah,here comes that gruby hand.
by Judge dredd7 March 16, 2012
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Galley Hand

A simpleton. One who is content lurking about like a zombie. Mostly speaks in sentence fragments and communicates with a blank stare.Always responds with a friendly but gruff "how we doing?" Has a lot of family that he speaks of but are never seen.
The galley hands look of confusion explained why the forklift's gas cap was missing.
by Chief Black Stool May 1, 2012
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Second-hand laughs

Where one person in a group finds something way funnier than everyone else and everyone starts to laugh at that person

or

Where one person's laugh is so funny that you laugh at it rather than whatever their laughing at.
My friend couldn't stop laughing at cats on YouTube and we all got second-hand laughs off him
by chundercat52 September 10, 2012
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French Hand

When a man gets a handjob and has his pubes braided at the same time.
I got a french hand yesterday. My crouch looks like snoop dogg.
by g-mancer December 5, 2011
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hand brand

when someone slaps you (usually one the upper back) so hard it leaves a red and upraised imprint.

the imprint of a ferocious slap.
"look at my back! jerry hit me!"

"hahaha you have a hand brand!"
by panda porn December 17, 2011
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camel hand

when your pants and underwear squelch up uncomfortably into your butt crack creating a slight amount of suction. this leads to redness and chaffing (in extreme cases underwear is sucked up the buttocks and travels backwards through your organs. The garment ends up coming out of your ear, giving the panties a waxen glow.) your , best cured removing the garments and applying liberal amounts of vinegar. the acid counters the skin irritation.
"Wow! These pants sure do give me camel hand!"
"Ugh, these pants give me such bad camel hand!"
by pinnigan December 31, 2011
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Hand sweep

I gave him a hand sweep while he was driving. He liked it so much that he, in return, gave me a hand sweep!
by Himjobs December 31, 2011
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