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tongue punch the fart box

Oral stimulation of the anus.
She is always begging me to bend her over and tongue punch the fart box. Lucky for her her fart box is delicious.
by H&D productions May 14, 2014
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big ol’ birthday fart

The result of a person whose birthday it is eating everything under the Sun that will improve their chance of blowing a huge, incalculable volume of flatulence onto their heavily candled cake in order to quell all the candles with a single, window-rattling flutterblast.
Yup, as we all stood together ‘round the cake, we were suddenly blown right off our feet by Grandpa’s big ol’ birthday fart; he’d been workin’ on that thing for days.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019
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poop fart nigga sock

Tony likes cock so he’s a poop fart nigga sock
by Coolkid_73 April 26, 2021
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Wake up fart

A fart that you fart that wakes you up when you fall asleep.
That was a wake up fart.
by Judge dredd7 November 23, 2011
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Dunk and Go Fart

A morning coffee break followed by a big shit. The coffee break is preferably at Duncan Donuts.
"Lets Dunk and Go Fart." "Na, I already had my coffee this morning."
by Richie Pimental March 15, 2009
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internal lumbar fart

a potential fart or fartlike noise that occurs in the lower back and/or lumbar region as if it failed it's attempt to reach it's destination to the outside world :)
i think i hafta fart...oh, nope, it was just an ilf. (internal lumbar fart)
by dizzydaphodil September 30, 2010
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GREEN COLD FART

AFTER EATING A LEPRECUANS HAIR , THEN REGGURGIATING IT AND FREEZING IT YOU THEN SHOVE IT UP YOUR ANAL CANAL AND PROCCED TO FART IT OUT... THIS IS CALLED THE GREEN COLD FART.
I ALWAYS PREFORM THE GREEN COLD FART EVERY ST. PATTIES DAY...
by grandpa pawpie April 27, 2021
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