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Butt water

Naturally produced lubrication during anal sex.
"Boy baby you have a lot of butt water"

"I enjoy drinking my boss's Butt Water at lunch time."

"I put creamer in my Butt Water."
by sid rock December 12, 2007
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Butt Hurt

Someone who takes strong offense to any insult said about them.
by APDANKS November 15, 2011
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butt monkey

ex. Shaun or Kirby
by Elizabeth February 20, 2004
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Yoga Butt

OK we get it. You have a yoga butt. You can kick most women's asses. You're fit and not fat like most of us. You are a paradigm of evolution, capable of enduring grueling physical work. In primitive days such ability could have meant the difference between life and death in the hunt or in combat. We don't live in primitive times.

Yoga butt is indirectly influencing evolution. Lululemon is contributing. They want to wear them all day, make it more acceptable in casual and even work environments. They want to show their ass-kicking rumps. They can distinguish themselves to men. They get the promotion from the boss who sees commitment to hard work. If they are self-employed they may get more customers. So the theory goes.

Its an important issue for women. Consider what is gained and possibly lost when butt-kicking yoga bodies are posted on the the internet. Women must weigh not only health risks, including risks related to childbirth, but also the moral implications of striving for such an aesthetic.

Maybe promoting yoga butt on the internet like this removes a roadblock to proper evolution of the species and allows for more transparent signalling. What about women's well-being in general? Is this removing one of the cornerstones of societal cooperation and physical restraint?
So what if she has a yoga butt and wears lululemon? Just because she's hott does not mean she's better. Yoga is not about competition but enlightenment.
by alixDDD December 11, 2011
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butt butter

Jose used butt butter on Joe so his butt we taste better.
by Ricecake March 24, 2005
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Butt Taster

1. a person who kisses so much ass that he/she literally always has the taste of ass in their mouth.

2. a homosexual who eats ass holes
I hate that stupid queen that's in my sociology class, he's a total butt taster. He's always sucking up to the professor and i think he's fucking him too
by TeddyBrrr July 1, 2009
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Butt-rug

"Man, his ass is hairy!"
"Yeah, he has a real butt-rug"
by Guido1234 March 27, 2010
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