Ass Bag

A person that is full of more shit than a colostomy bag

Tim is a lying Ass Bag

by D-Thor August 11, 2018

High-On-Ass

To be High-On-Ass is an experience. To do so you must suck the life force out of an asshole's asshole. A very simple procedure, you will start to see flying grapes or little baby midget children, watch out, the boob fairy might catch you.

"Yo dude, I'm high-on-ass rn. Lowkey getting ass-fucked by the boob fairy isn't that bad. The flying grapes are cute, they keep telling me to kill myself tho... And I'm kinda lowkey down-"

by The shuts August 20, 2018

Ass breaker

When you need to shit but your teacher won’t let you out

“ Miss gave me an ass breaker today”

by An Oscar August 26, 2018

Ass ahoy

The first line by Brian Griffin
In the first Family Guy Episode.

”Ass ahoy”
1999

Ass ahoy

by EsonBoy February 12, 2019

ass leak

Silent but deadly flatulence.

May sometimes smell similar to a real leakage of natural gas.

"Hurry, get out quick! I think I smell an ass leak!"

by Ima Linguist February 17, 2019

balls to the ass

A term used to describe the way you properly march backwards in marching band. Means "balls of the feet to the AstroTurf".

Band director: "For this next set, this is a backwards slide."
Section leader: "Guys remember, balls to the ass!"

by swolecat September 14, 2018

Suck ass

When person is being to extra with you, but we all know it's only for there own benefit.

You dont have to be such a suck ass Jonathon.

by Thequeenkay May 30, 2018