Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020

snatch fished

When a woman promises more interesting sexual practices in the future after a certain date (ie. Marriage, engagement, etc) but then goes back on those promises.

Bob got snatch fished by Karen when she told him she'd only do doggy style after they got married. Turns out she's a missionary only girl.

by Pursenuggets April 5, 2023

Foot fishing

When you're foot fisting and your prosthetic foot falls off and you try to fish it out.

"Dude, last night Jessica got down and dirty and I lost my foot in her anus, I had to go foot fishing"

by the soggiest bread November 16, 2015

productive fish

A person who strives to be more productive, educated, mindful, and happy.

You are such a productive fish. How do you manage everything?

by Productive Fish April 29, 2021

Fish to the Face

Refers to giving oral sex to a woman who could potentially have BV

Also could refer to giving someone your vagina aggressively

Person one: “I hooked up with a girl last night”
Person two: “Fish to the face or penetration?”

by Desereee June 19, 2021

Fish-ing around

Being in a conversation, but not saying anything. Just kinda being there.

"I'm just fish-ing around."

by YeBoiVoid March 23, 2021

No fish caught

A term used by a Minecraft Vanilla Crystal PvP group known as 'CIA' which consists of Buttonsound, Camcal, Crey, Invisghost, xDye, Qaxl, Snyfort, Vizzzo, Zamzamini, and Zayylol.

No fish caught is another way of saying 'Bad Bait', since you use bait to cash fish. No fish caught meaning none fell for the bait.

Qaxl: Oh my god Superman is real
Crey: No fish caught!

by Crey6712 January 24, 2023