Mop head

Some faggot who sits in front of you in AP english class who's hair is so long you can't see around it. His hair is known to be so long it could be used to mop a floor.

"hey you fucking mop head cut your gay ass hair I can't see past you."
"Dude get a fucking haircut. We don't even know if your human you fucking mop head."

by Skeeterboi December 10, 2013

head nodder

1. Student who nods his head at everything a professor says but understands nothing

2. Student who attempts to befriend a professor through the act of head nodding. This trait is closely associated to board whipping.

'When I finally got his attention Dr. X was really helpfully, too bad that fucking head nodder took so long"

by bigfootjackson June 23, 2010

head fuck

To go over extensively in the mind; to ponder; to mull

"I've just been sitting at home head fucking the fight I had with Jimmy."

"You guys are head fucking this thing. Let's just learn the facts and move on."

by HBusiness April 4, 2010

taco head

A person, usually male, sporting a hairdo with two hunks of hair sticking up with a sloppy mess of hair in between (the taco filling.)

That salesman's hair looks awful, he is a true taco head.

by Nastycoworker July 10, 2006

Sleepy Head

Duarte

you got the Duarte = sleepy head

by jhon jacob January 25, 2011

Alien Head

used to describe te odd shape of ones head. usually and ovalish, long shape much the same as that of Kiff, from Futurama

Ben you have an alien head

by brenton March 10, 2005

ebola-head

The technical medical term for getting fellatio from a prostitute or someone with ebola.

Example 1:

"Dude, you just got a blow job from that hooker with hemorrhagic fever!"

"I know, but it was some great ebola-head..."

Example 2:

"Brah, let's fly to Liberia and get some ebola-head!"

"You're crazy, kook! Why the hell would we do that?!?"

"Brah, because they suck you off as if their life depends on it!"

by Shane Holmes October 16, 2014