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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
by Sexydimma August 28, 2014
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Were you silent or were you silenced

Question people ask that either try to make a point, have an hiden agenda or truly trying to help you out.

Should be used in therapy sections.
Person one: Were you silent or were you silenced?
Person two: Silent, I will never let somebody tell to be me silence about who I am... they don't have the right or authority. Especially if all their intentions are to cause harm.
Person one: I hope the best for you.
Person two: Thx
by ONLY TRUTH TELLER August 9, 2025
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If you don’t have knowledge on something you can’t go teaching it to others because you’re not walking the walk.
“ you cant preach if you cant teach David
by Georgiewinter October 14, 2025
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Commonly used with two pictures, and the last image is cursed and all you hear is “ I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫”
Person 1: You: 🐴
Person 1: Me: 👨
Person 2: *insert image of horse riding human here* I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫
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This cup is for people who suck.
That's it.
If this is your cup or mug or whatever the fuck.

You suck.
"IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCK"
"WHY ARE YOU YELLING"
"I DON'T KNOW"
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Did you know you can combine gunpowder to make ammo?

A response to somebody back seating and telling you to do something that is completely obvious.
"Hey shoot that guy! He drops loot"
"Really? Did you know you can combine gunpowder to make ammo?"
by TheCallMe January 24, 2022
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