Friend

Someone who doesn't want to have sex with you.

Me: "Would you have sex with me?"
Friend: "No dude, I'm your friend."

by NikkiNoMad October 10, 2014

friends

something that you don't have

you have no friends

by a somehow popular person July 11, 2017

friends

Something I wish i had

I wish I had friends. :(

by trippingboi July 10, 2021

Friends

Something I don’t have

“Hey!! Do you have friends??”
“....noooyesss...no.”

by Friends?? August 28, 2019

as a friend

The meaning of as a friend is “I love you as a friend” ! Mainly used by the gods themselves, gerb and Apollo.

Apollo: You Are So Cool!
Gerb: As A Friend!

by ApolloXIIV January 18, 2020

Friends

HAHAHA, What are friends?

Person 1: Hey those are like my best friends
Person 2: What are friends?

by Cookie Kid Girl February 11, 2020

friends

a person who is willing to stick to you while you have something that they desire, when you no longer have that thing, they will leave yo cold dead ass alone and pretend they never knew you

im friends with janice now
Janice: bich i just want yo doritos

by ugandan knuckles memes are ded March 10, 2018