Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.
Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.
by ShakeyBeaver October 8, 2014
Get the Two-Way Wienermug. the wicked wieners, also known as ww, is a group chat on twitter based around the reggie webber fandom. they are generally chaotic people but they love each other as if they were family. this group chat was started after reggie’s minecraft server “jasonnashville” was released.
by jayjlx January 30, 2020
Get the wicked wienersmug. by WiseWorder September 27, 2022
Get the Wienermug. A comparison of someone with a successful track record due to his having a mental "backbone", as opposed to a cowardly weakling who is reluctant to speak up or try anything new/risky/unconventional because he fears failure and/or offending someone, and so he lives a life of stagnation, shame, and mediocrity.
To determine which side of the "winner vs. wiener" scale you are, consider whether or not you're willing to "go out on a limb" for the potential betterment of your life, take an unpopular view in the interests of morals or progress, or to step out of the crowd and stick up for someone else.
by QuacksO October 28, 2022
Get the winner vs. wienermug. when your wiener is slapped and slathered all over a biscuit. In which a Dino that has eaten your wiener biscuit is now vomiting up on parts of Auschwitz.
OWW a Dino has just nibbled off parts of my wiener biscuit
I will bite off your wiener biscuit as a form of self defense
I will bite off your wiener biscuit as a form of self defense
by Tactical_beano May 7, 2017
Get the wiener biscuitmug. massive wiener syndrome is a medical condition that gives peepo massiv weeners it I s not often found in peepol with the name lucas
by The_Schlumpy April 10, 2020
Get the massive wiener syndromemug. by Juicydicklover101 May 7, 2018
Get the Black wienermug.