Whemst

When and Where in one word for when you wish to assume without making assumptions

Good Evening or Morning (whemst this is read), Mr. Doe, for this is of utmost importance and must be read ASAP.

by Blonde Haired Guy September 17, 2023

Whelp

Portmanteau of Welp and Help

To help someone without really providing any actual assistance

"I really need to rant about my shitty boss. Could you whelp me out?"

by quotejester1 December 11, 2023

Whimpering Audio

A type of educational audio that somehow gets millions of likes.

Person 1 : "I LOVE WHIMPERING AUDIOS!"
Person 2 : "WHIMPERING AUDIOS ARE SO CRINGE"
intense fight.

by Yanisgonnadie December 14, 2023

Whomp Whomp

Whomp Whomp is similar to the 'Oh no, moving on' meme. When you say whomp whomp you mean it in a way that you don't feel sad/sympathy to another's problems. Although upon using this you might get jumped

Person A: "My grandma just died! She was ran over and then eaten by a pack of wolves when she was still alive!"
Person B: "Whomp Whomp"
Person A: "KILL YOURSE-"

by LOLWHATISMYLIFE December 19, 2023

whompdonkey

A raging, bass-faced ignoramus who has consumed so much productivity powder (cocaine) and chinese confusion powder (ketamine) that they have head-banged themselves retarded at the rail.

That fuckin whompdonkey stole my gf at subtronics with a bag of peruvian nasel fuel.

by Whompdonkey January 6, 2024

wheemp

:3

i’m wheemping so hard right now

by feitice1ra January 14, 2024

Whomper

Relating to the word "Whomp" but in the form of a physical being. When there are no other words that could possibly summarize how much energy and joy a thing/person drains from you.

"I really thought I was gonna enjoy Evil Dead Rise, but it ended up being a total whomper!"

"Jim wouldn't shut the fuck up about his dad during the party, that dude is a total whomper."

by BorgGlorger January 15, 2024