Legal Weasel: A shady, dishonest, sneaky, ambulance chasing lawyer who knows his client is guilty but still tries to gaslight the judge and jury with frivolous motions and arguments; the exact opposite of a legal beagle, an attorney who is bright-eyed, honest, conscientious, and bushy tailed.
Although it was obvious, even to those who were fully informed of the fact that his client was guilty as hell, his attorney was such a skilled legal weasel that his bad faith arguments succeeded in getting his client off.
by Rocking Robin June 17, 2023
Get the legal weaselmug. A suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis.
by BuffaloWingLover14 February 5, 2017
Get the suck weaselmug. A mustache.
Female Usage: "Too bad Hillary has such dark hair. You can see her lip weasel."
Male Usage: "Goodness, that's quite an elaborate lip weasel you're sporting. Have you ever been tempted to just shave it off?"
Male Usage: "Goodness, that's quite an elaborate lip weasel you're sporting. Have you ever been tempted to just shave it off?"
by Buster Crapole June 22, 2015
Get the lip weaselmug. by SaltyT83 June 11, 2019
Get the Angry Weaselmug. To masterbate.
by DND2021 August 6, 2021
Get the Bouncing the Weaselmug. Sparce scraggly-looking facial hair found among adolescents and twenty-somethings meant to be used to debase their ability to grow a beard.
Girl at the bar: “Some guy just asked me for my number, and he had quite the chin weasel.” (Rolls eyes)
by KTLou December 11, 2018
Get the chin weaselmug. by Kd1231999 February 17, 2018
Get the Dick weaselmug.