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weasel waxer

A woman, or a man, who services the penis of men who are typically unsuccessful in the hook up department.
“She's hooking up with another total Heeb?! She really is a weasel waxer!”
by AdMan Jones December 31, 2020
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Weasel Mootch

The cavernous vaginal opening of a large woman, who pretends she knows it all. Who is that full of herself, believes she is perfect as she is and everyone else is shit
Damn, that fat weasel had a huge mootch, it was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen but she thinks it's pretty.

Weasel went to get her mootch waxed the other day and she told me the Asian worker said 'oh hunni you hab such preti pussy'

Weasel Mootch
by tobeat February 13, 2018
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Stoat and Weasel

Had to get some stoat and weasel at the fuel pump
by anonymous May 23, 2022
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weasel fling

A weasel fling is when you dip your erect penis in Elmer's glue, cover it in dog hair(googly eyes optional), and proceed to cock slap your partner.
I gave Jenny the ol' weasel fling last night. She ended up looking like Tom Selleck.
by Mench Frontana August 20, 2017
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legal weasel

Legal Weasel: A shady, dishonest, sneaky, ambulance chasing lawyer who knows his client is guilty but still tries to gaslight the judge and jury with frivolous motions and arguments; the exact opposite of a legal beagle, an attorney who is bright-eyed, honest, conscientious, and bushy tailed.
Although it was obvious, even to those who were fully informed of the fact that his client was guilty as hell, his attorney was such a skilled legal weasel that his bad faith arguments succeeded in getting his client off.
by Rocking Robin June 17, 2023
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Bath weasel

Someone who doesn’t wash & absolutely stinks

When close you need to hold your breath
When was the last time you had a shower ?you bath weasel
by Baked bean August 21, 2019
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chin weasel

Sparce scraggly-looking facial hair found among adolescents and twenty-somethings meant to be used to debase their ability to grow a beard.
Girl at the bar: “Some guy just asked me for my number, and he had quite the chin weasel.” (Rolls eyes)
by KTLou December 11, 2018
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