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couch warmer

a dude who sits on his couch waiting to get laid while his "girlfriend" climbs out the bathroom window
girl last night i had to totally make this dude a couch warmer
by urban234 December 6, 2009
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Heart Warmer Massager

A reusable heated massage pad. Looks like a heart shaped boob implant with a little metal disk inside. Snap the disk and it starts to heat up. After use, boil it for 10 minutes and start all over!
Man, my Heart Warmer Massager is the best at relieving aches and pains!
by cdoodle October 7, 2009
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Warnering

A co worker is only warnering

Why this person only warnering
by Mr Van October 27, 2021
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warnercest

"I do warnercest!"

Get killed
by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 1, 2021
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Warnerism

Noun

A phrase or quote attributed as a form of implied endearment but often can be cited as being directly confrontational or offensive to a person or persons.
"Are you trying to suck my arsehole?" is a common Warnerism
by Mr R. Sole November 6, 2021
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Warnerism

Noun

A phrase or quote attributed as a form of implied endearment but often can be cited as being directly confrontational or offensive to a person or persons.
"You think im a bender?" is a common Warnerism
by Mr R. Sole November 6, 2021
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Warnered

To be completely under the thumb by your Mrs. Being completely consumed in the relationship and loosing all sense of identity.
He’s been so warnered

(Or)

Thank god I haven’t been warnered by my Mrs

(Or)

We invited Hugh again, he said no! He’s so warnered!
by wrightyboy38 August 24, 2023
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