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Wet Wanda 

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own vaginal juices, and inserting said finger into another's ear canal.
I snuck up and gave my friend a wet wanda.
Wet Wanda by TGray February 22, 2025

Zambuanga or Zambu'wanga

Zambuanga (Zambu'wanga is the alternate spelling) is also known as La La Land. This is a Stoner reference to where someone goes when they black out from taking too big a hit of potand passing out. Generally this condition will happen if someone hyperventilates and immediately takes a bong hit.

When someone passes out they are "Off to Zambuanga." This term was used by stoners of the 1970s into the early 1980s. It is reflexively usable for anyone passed out on drugs and/or alcohol. It can be used to express someone being knocked out.
Example 1:
That bum sleeping on the bus bench is out like he is off in Zambuanga.

Example 2:
Mary was drinking pretty hard but I think she wound up in Zambuanga an hour ago with the others who are not moving on the couch.

Example 3:
I hit him so hard I knocked him clear into Zambuanga.

Example 4:
I remember you saying you were off in Zambuenga from smoking that joint with your girlfriend. You sure that was weed?

Example 5:
Jesus Jumping Christ, my alcoholic dad is spending the day in Zambuanga today. It isn't lunch and he already put down a case of Meisterbrau and half a bottle of Jack Daniels. I bet he wakes up for dinner like usual.

Example 6:
Zambuanga or Zambu'wanga? I am not sure how its spelled exactly. Its just no fun to go there. I like to get high, not take naps.

gay.for.wanda.maximoff 

Gay.For.Wanda.Maximoff is a gay icon who is attracted to steve rogers (It’s confusing). Steimear forever! She is the best person in the world and low-key superior to everyone except me. We are literally Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds.
You follow gay.for.wanda.maximoff? Same! She’s so sexc!

in.love.with._.wanda 

One of the kindest and amazing people/influencer you'll ever meet. They are an amazing editor.
"Hey did you like in.love.with._.wanda's new video?"
in.love.with._.wanda by nebulaswifee September 12, 2021

strawberry wet Wanda

putting your finger inside of a bloody vagina and putting it in somebody's ear
after a hard round of anal sex while on my period my boyfriend decided to put a finger in my vagina and stick it in my ear hence the strawberry wet Wanda

Yikes on bikes Wanda 

OriginallyYikes on bikes with Wanda Sykes!!” Used to show that you are surprised, shocked, or worried. When “yikes!” just doesn’t do it justice.
Jane: Did you see her lip injections? It looks like she got punched in the lip by Mike Tyson, look.
Person looking: Yikes on bikes Wanda 🚴🏿 ♀️🚴🏿 ♀️🚴🏿 ♀️