by LootGoblinPenny December 12, 2016
Get the Wet Wankermug. by Sazzlebazzle January 16, 2014
Get the Vest Wankermug. A Paddle Wanker refers to a minority of people who cannot bend their fingers back, thus emulating the shape of a paddle. They are complete wankers, who contribute next to nothing to society. They attempt to destroy as many oars/paddles as they can find, in order to justify their existence.
1) Whats the new kid like?
he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!
He's such a Paddle Wanker!
2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....
...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore
he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!
He's such a Paddle Wanker!
2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....
...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore
by VeTe January 8, 2012
Get the Paddle Wankermug. A person who adds a tag of a friends name into the comments section of a facebook news story, making it look as if there are more comments then there actually are.
by Nigel Garage January 12, 2017
Get the tag wankermug. This occurs when you get done masturbating and you try to wipe off the cum with toilette paper. The toilette paper rips and sticks to the side of your shaft. If you dont notice its there, it will harden and dry and form a hard covering over the shaft. Kind of like paper mache.
by hoover50 November 8, 2011
Get the Wanker Machemug. A wearer of the schoffel, usually anything from a gillet to head to toe schoffel
Normally seen herded Into young farmer gatherings.
Normally seen herded Into young farmer gatherings.
by Dog botherer January 3, 2020
Get the Schoffel wankermug. Those wankers on bikes who think they are Chris Hoy, but are in fact middle age accountants and are shit bike riders
by Mr Skint May 16, 2016
Get the lycra wankermug.