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The vertically elevated land

How intellectuals say “the high ground”. The best Star Wars meme.
“This tremendously traumatic and terrible duel consisting of me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, henceforth known as the former master, and you, Anakin Skywalker, henceforth known as a traitor of democracy and the Jedi order, is now over as I have an advantage. You see, while you are at a given vertical coordinate I have smartly jumped to the vertically elevated land. Since I now possess this land, our duel shall now end if you kindly surrender. Should you not retire, I am obligated to warn you, please don’t try and defeat me. If you did try, I am a much more experienced duelist and would spontaneously defeat you by being forced to slice you, but not kill you, for even though you would have tried to murder me I still think of you as a friend and brother.”
by NeyThee May 30, 2018
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Adrian Vertel

Adrian Vertel: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Gerald Apricot April 29, 2022
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False Ab-vertisement

The act of sucking one’s gut in to look more fit than actual.
The dude that was eating a hotdog by the pool totally sucked in afterwards... That’s false ab-vertisement.”
by robpunzel November 19, 2019
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verticula

A sex act in which two women argue loudly about whose nipples protrude farther.
Jane and her friend were charged with public lewdness for their incessant verticula.
by Verticula4Life January 9, 2011
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vertical plantation

a large, corporate (or not!) 'skyscraper' (or not!) office building!!

inside, the same basic work is done one would experience on a horizontal plantation, but paper/"paperless" oriented!! rather than being spread-out over many acres, it is confined in/to a narrow, tall area.

same kind of "slave drivers", but POSSIBLY more color-blind....!! -usually owned and operated by a 'family' of 'droids or zombies...."climate controlled", so; lack of 'freedom' from others germs/funk!!
skonk, dude? naw!, -got to pee in a cup for the vertical plantation tomorrow!!

jane and lauren had sex in a store room at the vertical plantation!!

i work in a vertical plantation in manhattan!!
by michael foolsley September 11, 2011
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vertopci

A sex master; adept at receiving blowjobs and handjobs.
I am such a vertopci, my girlfriend gave me four blowjobs last night.
by none of your beeswax December 29, 2003
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Vertical Anal Fiesta

Group of Gentlemen bang the Shit out of a nice lady in India..only in India. While she is Upside down.(vertical). The gentlemen have to be standing up. They Go BuckWild.
Boban: Hey Prakash...want to have a Vertical Anal Fiesta on Shalini..
Prakash: Lets go Buck Wild DUDE. Lets Make sure to Invite Denny and Alex, and maybe Roy.
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