by Ash Jäger Main July 11, 2018
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Get the That vegan teacher mug.A person who has a diet strictly of non-meat. Yet still wearing clothes made of animals which makes them look like an idiot. They shove the fact that they're a Vegan in other peoples face. They are usually loud and annoying and most people wan't to kill these people. Vegans also tend to show people videos of animals dying in factories to be made into meat products. No one gives a flying fuck, things die all the fucking time. Get the fuck over it and eat some meat. It's not going to kill you, you fucking pussy.
Mommy I've become a Vegan.
You're a disgrace to this family Johnny. Nobody likes you and you should kill yourself.
You're a disgrace to this family Johnny. Nobody likes you and you should kill yourself.
by Furker June 16, 2016
Get the Vegan mug.Similar to Godwin's Law - in that most vegans assume they are better than non-vegans just because they are vegan. Sadly, turns out to be false in the vast majority of cases.
She invoked vegan law on me - she assumed she was better than me because she doesn't use animal products.
by Britannica 2018 May 27, 2018
Get the Vegan Law mug.I'm all out of vegan crack I need to order more from Amazon. Whole Foods just doesn't have a big enough package!
by Spacey April 12, 2017
Get the vegan crack mug.Baby vegan - someone who has recently covered to veganism and is fervent about communicating the benefits of veganism to everyone they meet
Often used as a metaphor for people who are new to movements and are enthusiastic to an annoying degree with their new cause.
Often used as a metaphor for people who are new to movements and are enthusiastic to an annoying degree with their new cause.
Angela: I'm so angry that other white people can't get behind social justice issues. I just don't understand how they don't get it. Tara : You are going to have to tone down the baby vegan if you want to create change.
by Babyvegan May 6, 2018
Get the Baby vegan mug.Vegans who believe that they're better than all other people. Vegans like this usually criticize others for not being vegan, and bring up veganism in every conversation they have, as if veganism is a religion. The worst ones might also force their pets to go vegan as well.
Guy: How's your dog doing? Last time I saw him, he looked unhealthily skinny!
Vegan Missionary: He's slowly but steadily improving! His vegan diet must be working!
Guy: ...
Guy: He hasn't improved at all, has he?! You're killing him, you Vegan Missionary!
Vegan Missionary: He's slowly but steadily improving! His vegan diet must be working!
Guy: ...
Guy: He hasn't improved at all, has he?! You're killing him, you Vegan Missionary!
by SGG_256 July 28, 2020
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