when you don't have a valentine and neither does your friend so you pretend to be each others valentine
Jill: Hey Tim, wanna be my fake valentine?
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..
by annanicole819 March 27, 2012
Get the fake valentinemug. life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
by doctormoosh May 25, 2022
Get the when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scottimug. "Valentine's Day 2: For The Gays"
The day after Valentine's Day that you celebrate with your partner because your/their homophobic parent(s) won't let you see each other on Valentine's Day
The day after Valentine's Day that you celebrate with your partner because your/their homophobic parent(s) won't let you see each other on Valentine's Day
"Sorry, my mom won't let me celebrate Valentine's Day with you"
"It's ok, we can organize something for Valentine's Day 2!"
"huh?"
"It's ok, we can organize something for Valentine's Day 2!"
"huh?"
by Cooblap February 10, 2020
Get the Valentine's Day 2mug. The worst fucking holiday ever if you are forever alone. You usually sit in the darkest corner of your room consuming cookies and crying as your friends text you about what a boy did for them. It is especially terrible if you have to go to school. Everyone is being asked out, getting valentines (or candy grams) and you are just sitting there buying yourself a lollypop to look like someone gives a fuck about you. Then you go home and commit deathpacito until you are yeeted to death.
Stupid-ass-bitch: Oh my God! I'm going to loose my virginity on valentine's day!
Lonely-person:Go commit deathpacito
Lonely-person:Go commit deathpacito
by lonely-blond-boy February 10, 2019
Get the Valentine's Daymug. A dumbass skill-less character in the game: Guilty Gear Strive. She's just retarded coomer bait and has no personality and pails in comparison to the giga chad: Sol badguy.
Kid: I love ramleathal she's my waifu Dad: fuck off ramleathal Valentine sucks balls. Kid: BUT THE TEIRLISTS!!!! dad: leaves and never comes back
by Sugon69 December 9, 2023
Get the ramleathal Valentinemug. by Kit Kat Flavored Lima Bean November 15, 2018
Get the Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Daymug. by alexacdra efrom November 22, 2021
Get the Gycella Valentinemug.