by Mini aspirin January 28, 2021

Mating season for humans
by A name nobody has used February 6, 2017

the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.
by friendly neighborhood italian February 8, 2020

Current and longest reigning energy-drinking champion of Horbus.
Very white and very blond.
Still hasn't beaten Ludwig the accursed
Very white and very blond.
Still hasn't beaten Ludwig the accursed
A:"Hey, have you heard of Valentin B.?"
B:"No, who is he?"
A:"The longest reigning energy-drinking champion of Horbus you imbecile."
B:"No, who is he?"
A:"The longest reigning energy-drinking champion of Horbus you imbecile."
by Oji_DaKu October 8, 2019

A day where everyone give chocolate to their love ones.
A day when the single man is going to be sad... Or find a slut to fucked
A day when the single man is going to be sad... Or find a slut to fucked
by Your dad's lesbian January 29, 2020

A male cums into a female on her period then scooping both and drinking them both and then puking them up on the partner making it look like a pink coat
by Ganggandbanggang June 30, 2016

Your valentine is someone, for an example, someone u will love till grade school ends or just a friend, that you ask to be your valentines, or you get asked by that person or their grandma to be their valentine on 14th of February.
'' George'' is my valentine! We are gonna marry and have 20 kids!
Or as a friend
Me and ''JJ'' are gonna be each other's valentines cuz we both are ugly and can't handle a relationship!
Or as a friend
Me and ''JJ'' are gonna be each other's valentines cuz we both are ugly and can't handle a relationship!
by I.LIKE.ThuMbS February 3, 2020
