uncle horhé

Your overweight, Mexican, homosexual uncle.

Suzie: Why doesn't anyone talk about your uncle?
David: He's an uncle horhé.

by ThatOneGayKid2016 November 14, 2016

Uncle Buxx

Uncle Buxx is a term used for a type of funding from a rich uncle. Typical this word is used towards a spoiled person with no job or prospects mooches off of their rich uncle's money

sangfroid: Yo legoat, how many uncle buxxs did you use in order to take Wei to dinner?
Legoat: Shut up stupid! This is my own money.

by DDwei July 15, 2021

lucky uncle

Fap fap fap, lucky uncle.

Man I was bored so ya know *fap fap fap*
Dude that was a sweet lucky uncle.

by countfaula November 4, 2013

Uncle Guido

the metaphorical relative that will make good on one's previous shovel talk and/or other threats of violence

Ex: "If you break her heart, I'll have to send Uncle Guido after you..."

by NutmegBGB June 6, 2019

Playground Uncle

An adult male who hangs around playgrounds with no children of his own.

Often only there staring at children and their Mothers.

Often suspected of being a sexual predator by the parents of children.

If you see one in the wild do not leave your children unattended.

Two Mom's in the park with kids. One says to the other.

"That creepy Playground Uncle is over by the swing set again. "

by ChanceOmatic December 22, 2017

Uncle Boyfriend

1. a boyfriend who is alot older than you, but not quite old enough to be your dad

e.g. a 22 year old dating a 36 year old

2. Usually used to in the situation when you are unsure as to whether the person in question is a boyfriend or an uncle

3. The male version of a cougar

"No way ... That's her boyfriend? I thought he was her uncle"
"Yeah, he's totally an uncle boyfriend'

by No1 Greg Hater October 26, 2009

uncle merl

When you insert your penis into someone's anus and it has poop in it

I walked in on three dudes and they had an uncle Merl

by pezecxo November 30, 2014