Twisted Kid

A weird or socially rejected child. You often find them shopping at stores like hot topic and dying their hair funny colors, wearing excessive black and neon colors, and/or rolling around on floors.

They often look like idjits and appear to be lost in some kind of stage. Most Twisted kids are extremely immature.
They like to think their life is unbearable, and often times you find cuts on their arms.
Also, they like to pretend they are weird things like vampires or witches.

Billy: "Oh look at that twisted kid HIS HAIR IS ORANGE, what a moron-"
Twisted: "shut up, IM DIFFERENT.you dont understand how bad my life is"

by Bethanaynay April 10, 2006

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twisting off

Drinking Beer. Gone are the days of the church key (opener). Most beer bottles use twist-off caps for your convenience in getting to the brew without a fuss.

Just hangin' at the bar, twisting off a few long-necks, and watchin' the game.

by Chris Zizzo November 12, 2006

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twisted sister

A rock band from the 1980's.

They made a really good song, I'm not sure what it's called, but he goes "Well I'm not going to take it".

They also had the video with the guy screaming at his son. Man, what an asshole he was to his son.

Twisted sister can make some good shit

by claustrophobic chicken December 17, 2004

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Twisted™

Synonym for the word Awesome;
The act of being awesome.

Twisted, twist, Awesome, Awesome Blossom

I am totally Twisted™
How Twisted™ are you? Totally Twisted™
That movie was so Twisted™
Dude that ride was totally frickin Twisted™

by Thad C. October 24, 2011

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Persian Twist

The art of cramming some Oreos into a girls vagina and then using your penis to crunch them up. The end result is your dick looks like a black and white barber shop pole.

Hey baby lets bust out some oreos and do the persian twist.

by Miller September 17, 2004

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