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Yertle the Turtle

The sexiest character in all of Dr Suess’ books. Anyone who plays the part of the sexy turtle himself is bound to have sex almost everyday. If you have the honor of sleeping with Yertle you instantly become the sexiest person in a 17.23 mile radius.
Wow the girl is the sexiest person in a 17.23 mile radius she must of fucked yertle the turtle
by Hurburt December 1, 2019
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tits on a turtle

by Curly March 22, 2017
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Imma go polish my turtle

When a person feels uncomfortable in a sentence an feels the need to leave suddenly without alarming or making the other person/people mad. Also used to make your exit more lighthearted and funny.
"Aoife i heard you like Cole. But hes my ex."
"Welp imma go polish my turtle BOB junior now TA"
by aoifemxgann June 6, 2017
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My grandmas a turtle

What zero says when he can't come up with anything
Zero:yo, my grandmas a turtle

Josh, shut up
by .Zero. April 30, 2023
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Turtle

by STEZ September 27, 2003
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Pink Turtle

An alternate name for The Mountain Pass position. A cunnilingus position in which a woman lays on her back and her partner lies or kneels between her parted thighs. Considered to be one of the most comfortable positions in which to perform cunnilingus.
Anna: Hey, what's your favorite position for when your guy is performing oral sex on you?
Joan: Oh, I like the Pink Turtle because it's so comfortable and I can direct him to where I want to be touched.
by Lesbo Love ^2 November 28, 2009
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Slippery Turtle

A Slipper Turtle is when a man is very bored with sex, and just wants to end it. The man will be looking for a way out, to end the sex and just get out of the situation. Keep in mind however, they must be performing anal sex with the girl. He will act as though he is close to a climax, and inside of ejaculation inside of her, he will urinate inside her anus. The phrase has to do with later in the day\evening when the female must perform a bowl movement. The urine will make the movement slippery, and the movement is referred to as a 'turtle'.
Man: Dude I gave Female a Slippery Turtle, she said it was the easiest turd she's ever passed.
by Burn Down Horizon. October 4, 2009
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