Skip to main content

Tristan Black

Tristan black has the worst type of hair types and are usually sped ed they can't have bitches and have never seen a girl or there touch in 12 years ever since he left his moms womb
by LOLSDW January 5, 2023
mugGet the Tristan Black mug.

Tristan

Tristan is a bag of shit that looks like Dickmunch. He started life as a celestial and perpetuates all of his Ally . H e was gay at the crack of dawn. Until he reimbursed himself twice, unknowingly twice dick munched a bag of nubs on his way to the aquarium. Unlikely you’ll see a Tristan in his gym clothes, stitched Tristan. His lack there of exceeds the timeliness of his requisite thus drinking on a Tristan.
Wow that Tristan just fucked himself in the ass -Travis.

Catch me if you can. Bitch that’s Tristan lemme change my wigs.

Once I saw a slap ton of aesthetic.

That Tristan just ran off with our slaves bread in basket.

That kid was so popular in high school I understand why he no longer gets high.

The longest Dog
by JayKin23 January 7, 2023
mugGet the Tristan mug.

Tristans victim

A girl (usually a egirl and or girl that was dropped,cheated or used) by think.
Oh nah that's viola shes one of Tristans victims.
by 0uhz August 12, 2023
mugGet the Tristans victim mug.

The Tristan Song

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha oh! You stupid bitch that hilarious!
Hym "Ahahahahahaha! You beautiful bastard! Ouch my side actually hurts from laughing so hard! I just saw the Tristan song and I would give you a full pardon for that shit! Ha!"
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
mugGet the The Tristan Song mug.

Tristan

One of the most loyal people you will ever meet,fun to be around,funny person and is always there for people even if they hurt him in the past and he will stand up for what is right.
You wil always feel safe if you are around him>3
Oiii Tristan let's go and drink, see you tomorrow Tristan.
by Stephionie Thompson November 22, 2021
mugGet the Tristan mug.

Tristan

Cool, tall and generally underdeveloped brain but yet he's smart
You are so dumb that you are almost Tristan
by mastergang November 22, 2021
mugGet the Tristan mug.

Tristan

Sexiest fucking man on the earth and is malicious in the streets and in the bed
Tristan is so sexy.
by Ubv November 22, 2021
mugGet the Tristan mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email