TPTK

In poker, means Top Pair, Top Kicker. This is a half-decent holding, should be raised, but folded to a massive re-raise.

Uri's TPTK did not hold up against the opponent's Two Pair.

by Vlad_S January 9, 2006

Tpop

Tpop, or Thai pop music, is a music genre of Thailand. It's basically Jpop and Kpop's unnoticeable step-brother if compared. Also, Thai-pop origins lie in R&B, pop, hip-hop, ballads, and alternative rock. It also mixes with other genres, such as disco, funk, and techno/electropop. The term is extremely broad, covering phleng phuea chiwit, luk thung and mor lam. Popular artists from the 1980s to now include: Bird McIntyre, Pumpuang Duangjan, Asanee-Wasan Micro, Mai Chaorenpura, Ploy, Tik Shiro, J Jetrin, Boyscout, Nuvo, Lift-Oil, SWEE:D, Four Mod, K-Otic, Thaitanium, Joey Boy, Tata Young, and etc.

K-pop fan: Tpop? I guess its okay, but Kpop is still the best. Plus to me I think it's copying off from Kpop but they're not doing a good job at it.

by Kawaiigirl91 November 14, 2011

TPS

Tim Hortons Positioning System. Similiar to GPS.

Sixth sense every Canadian is born with, used to locate the nearest Tim Hortons.

Billie: "20 hours, no sleep, need CAFFEINE"

Bob:"Well turn left here, my TPS is going off"

by mathraptor September 9, 2009

O.T.P.H.J.

O.T.P.H.J. is an abbreviation for Over The Pants Hand Job. This is when women rubs a mans penis through his pants.

Dude, that chick so gave me an O.T.P.H.J. last night.

by The Schultzmeister November 5, 2010

TPS Reports

This Place Sucks Report. The corporate america has been so bogged down with status reports that no work gets done because you spend all day giving your status to obnoxious product managers. Let them know how you feel in the next TPS Report.

Boss: Did you get that project done?
Me: Actually I haven't had time to start a new one.
Boss: Mmmm yeah, well send me a TPS Report with its status.
Me: This Place Sucks.

by Todd B. January 18, 2005

TPAD

Take Pills and Drown.

TPAD, you damn skunk!

by AnandtechOffTopic September 14, 2005

tptb

The Powers That Be, a warez re-release group specialising in compressed games and videos with .bat installers which extract the files.

I just downloaded this awesome game from TPTB, it was only 2gb when the original was 10gb!

by qwertyacme December 27, 2010