ikea towel rack

To hang a towel from ones erect penis while waiting for the person in the shower to reach for a towel, but results in the person reaching out getting a dick and a towel, and usually results in sex at the end of this dick grabbing experience.

after jane was done showering she reached out for a towel but instead got a towel and johns dick. Jane just got ikea towel racked, and john got laid.

by 8BitOverlord March 10, 2015

Dick chunk towel

The towel that is used to wipe up cum. It's usually the shower towel that's hanging on the rack. Then after you use it to wipe up cum, you hang it back up.

"Awe man, the towel I used after my shower was the dick chunk towel!"

by Kizzygal March 09, 2013

paper towel hipster

type of hipster that prefers paper over plastic

Paper Towel Hipster: Dude! Don't drink that cocktail with a plastic straw! Think of the turtles...
Hipster: Oh. Yeah. I almost forgot. Thanks!

by El-Paulo117 February 26, 2020

Ten Towel Rule

Once you meet a girl and she offers you steady pussy. If she starts folding your laundry and gets to the tenth towel then she feels like she owns the place and you send her ass packing. Thus, the ten towel rule.

Spend a month with a girl. Once she starts folding laundry you must implement the ten towel rule. Once she folds the tenth towel that's when you find a new ho.

by Goopunch May 17, 2010

Asian Towel Taxi

To stick one’s finger in Barret’s sphincter

We need two Asian towel taxis and one Barret hole. Sounds like a good time

by BiggDaddyD619 January 25, 2022

Coathanger and towel technique

If you ever need to catch a mouse, get it under the microwave. block any exits with a towel/cloth and then flush it out with a coathanger.

Paul and Taz rejoiced triumphantly when the bastard mouse was captured. Then the fat arab put it outside and it died. Poor little shit.

by Woody November 23, 2004

tea towel holder

a round plastic wall or cupboard side mounted kitchen fixture that in a pop art way resembles a brown star. your index finger is used to push near the corner of a tea towel, against the holder, this has a cross cut imto it which allows entry for your finger and teatowel you pull finger out and hey ho the material of the towel is held by your tea towel holder. terms such as, shall i put it in your teatowel holder, become funny when you are asking your mates mum.

shall i put it in your tea towel holder

by bigsyinfidel February 27, 2014