by joshandnoodles_ February 06, 2023
Your guy friend cuts off his wiener and throws it, aiming to land it right in your bussay or butthole
by Mommy milf Jessica October 11, 2021
In the act of running late: It’s the last ditch effort of throwing a shirt or a pair of pants in the dryer for approximately 5 minutes in efforts to remove wrinkles prior to a date or public appearance.
Yo Carl, are you ready to head to the party?
Hold up right quick, let me hot toss this shirt, I forgot to iron it earlier.
Hold up right quick, let me hot toss this shirt, I forgot to iron it earlier.
by 2LunchTommy December 06, 2018
The moment when a man's bladder is unloaded whilst ejaculating, resulting in a mixture of urine and semen shooting out uncontrollably. Some accounts describe the experience as spiritual, while others have dubbed it as one of the most horrific ordeals a body can be subjected to.
Bobby got plastered last night and ended up tossing lightning over at Kelly's apartment. She was pissed!
by Xtan Lee October 14, 2015
A competition involving two men throwing their meat at a dartboard. Score is usually not counted, as winning in a competition of this manner is the same as losing.
by 22square miles February 07, 2019
bag of toss
1. noun: A bag full of seminal fluid, otherwise referred to as "toss"
2. adjective: Used to describe something so bad that the adjectives piece of toss, or merely toss is no longer suffice to describe its inherent tossness.
1. noun: A bag full of seminal fluid, otherwise referred to as "toss"
2. adjective: Used to describe something so bad that the adjectives piece of toss, or merely toss is no longer suffice to describe its inherent tossness.
Sometimes hyphenated, said as one word.
"Johnny Depp is a bag of toss."
"Tim Burton would love to give Johnny Depp a bag of toss.
"Johnny Depp is a bag of toss."
"Tim Burton would love to give Johnny Depp a bag of toss.
by Milky Bomb May 11, 2014
The act of going to your nearest Dunkin Donuts and buying 20 boxes of munchkins and then going on top of any kind of grocery store or gas station (Walmart, Hess, Stop and Shop, etc) and throwing the munchkins at anyone passing by.
Girl 1: Hey, do you want to go munchkin tossing?
Girl 2: What kind of question is that? Of course I do you nut! Can we fill them with marbles first?....
Girl 2: What kind of question is that? Of course I do you nut! Can we fill them with marbles first?....
by Red Angel Wings March 31, 2015